Stand Up

Why don’t buildings have urinals any more?  Which twit decided that we should replace the environmentally friendly and space saving bowl with individual unisex closets?  Someone with a small penis, I suspect, and a hand-washing obsession to boot, I’ll wager.  Anyway that’s not my point.  As I stood in action, I noticed someone had written on the wall in front of me.  Not really written, just marked.  And this puzzled me.  Who would find a biro, lean right over the toilet and, at head height, make a small plus sign on the grouting between four tiles?  Presumably, while taking a leak.  Surely, if you’re going to go to all that trouble, you’d write something more impressive?  Like a whole equation.  Or perhaps the culprit was distracted from his activity by losing his aim and pissing on his shoe.  Like me.