Increasingly conversations are dominated by the Football but not as a celebration of a national event. Oh no, it’s all about those silly poor people who wear football shirts and sing. And live in council houses. Ha ha ha. And have children before they can vote. Ha ha. And have to steal to buy drugs. And can’t spell or add up. Ha ha ha. You can pick them out because they fly Colours from their cars. How funny it all is. How funny they are. Thank God we’re not like them. With their community spirit and brazen passion and a level of integrity that we have lost now that We’re All Middle Class.
I got home and put a flag on my car.
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