Antenatal Week 4: Breastfeeding. Apparently, Tummy to Mummy and Nose to Nipple. And, we dads must have a go. Once we’d sorted out that confusion (to empathise with Mum not Baby), we nursed dolls to our chests. Weird.
It does however open up the dangerous possibility of “of course, you’re not doing it right.” I can see that going down well.