“Did you see her?”
‘Who?’
“The slim girl in a bikini.”
This is a trick question, right?
‘Erm...’
“I know her game. Being skinny. Flicking her hair. In her tiny little bikini with a top that fastens at the front with a pretty bow. Getting in and out of the pool. She’s looking for Married Men. With Fat Pregnant Wives.”
‘No, in that case, I definitely didn’t see her.’