Okay, so I understand you have a lot of money. And this is a statement. The big car. Much, much larger than you can really justify. But not really that much safer, is it? And do you really need to be that high up? Because it clearly hasn't improved your driving. And definitely not your parking. But then I guess taking up two spaces is your right because you have a lot of money, right?
Of course now you're smug that you have a 4x4 and the weather is atrocious. And you try to justify you ostentatious monster with the three days of icy roads we suffer each year. Except you still have no idea how to drive. And the snow really isn't helping is it? Or is it that you just don't like it getting dirty?
Oh yes, you're making a statement. It's very clear. And when the revolution comes...
And breathe...
oooh Cat amongst Pigeons there C!
As a (poor!!) 4x4 driver I feel compelled to rally to the defence of 4x4 drivers everywhere...
Nah - scratch that, I agree with you. Most "Chelsea Tractor" drivers are a pain in the proverbial but I'd like to be removed from that group on the grounds that:
A) I'm now a "Country Gent"
B) Ois needs moi freelaander to regularly deposit vast quantities of Horse Poop
C) The views much greater up here
:oP
Posted by: Daryl Walker-Smith | Monday, 09 February 2009 at 01:42 PM
You live on a farm, Daryl. And get yours dirty. You are exempt from all criticism!!!
c
Posted by: Carlton | Monday, 16 February 2009 at 10:42 PM